Ahh another beautiful sunny day, glued to my computer.
What a nice day indeed! The sun is shining outside (I can only extrapolate this from my last observation of the outside world, about an eternity ago, more or less).
Today they have cleaned my cage. They have kindly provided me with a new leash as well - the other was getting quite old now and was the cause of an annoying itch. (The powers that be, in their infinite and glorious wisdom, reasoned that it distracted me from my work.) Someone has also taken the liberty of leaving a small banquet of crumbs on my desk [aka Plains of Infernal Doom]. Hopefully it will rain in the afternoon, and perhaps I might be able to stick my tongue out of the bars and, with tongue protruding, quench my thirst with a couple of raindrops.
Oh I ask too much! Why, oh why, am I such a spoilt child?
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